Book of Frogs
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The Book About Frogs
A green hardcover book. Looks like it was only made once as it says on the back "Made only once, by special request"
WHAT?
A book, commonly read by Leon Lycanthyr, is a very strange book. It contains no value and its author has left him/herself anonymous for obvious reasons.
The book has hence forth been borrowed by Dr.Thwidel Snapa'Wits, The Legendary Dentist of Kenderville.
It has since been stolen by a mysterious force and returned to Leon Lycanthyr after it was reported Leon had been looking for it.
Passages from the book
"Frogs used to have 6 legs and often jumped into the clouds to mingle with angels"
"If a frog is left alone in a box for 6 months, it will turn into a unicorn"
"Magic does not work on frogs"
"Nothing works on frogs"
"Not even Frogs, work on frogs
"If you give a frog a cookie, it will probably kill you for more"
"Any instance in which a frog is commiting an action on probabilities, will automatically, garuntee the action"
"If by chance you leave your children unattended in the night and they have dissapeared by morning. Search for Frog tracks"
"In the event of emergency. Look for frogs"
"The phrase 'theres a frog in his throat' came from an old age exclaimation when frogs would jump into your voice box, killing you within the hour, but before doing so, commanded your every spoken word"
"If bitten by a frog, quickly extract the frogenom from your blood or you'll be turned into a were-frog"
"Suiriken Master say 'He who lick frog reach higher plane'"
"It has been reported that licking a frog is unhealthy and possibily make you wish you hadn't done so. It doesn't make you crazy, as myth tells, but infact you must already be crazy to get that close to a frog and then forth, lick it."
"Setengar was once said to be a frog, but Public Relations in the church decided that the evil nature of the frog was not what they wanted the people to percieve the god as, so a dragon was chosen instead, a decendent of the frog"
"In old times, children didn't catch frogs. The frogs caught children"
"Orcs' numbers used to be greater than humans until the great Frog Orc War"
Rumors
First and foremost, the most common rumor is that the book will soon be available for purchase or may be read in local library. A little known publisher has contacted Leon after many months of searching and the author of the book is said to make an appearance on the day of it's first print.
